Save your Bra - burn your Thong

It would appear that the age of the Thong or G-string is fast coming to an end. Hail the return of the panty line! And I ask myself why did I ever feel the need to subject myself to the hours of irritation, suffering the bits of cord and fabric digging into very private crevices, that would require embarrassing extrication, often in public.
 

I recall times when the thong up my thang was so irritating that I found it hard to focus on what people around me were saying.

 

Who made us believe the bullshit that a thong was sexy? I know who! Men-of-limited-imagination. That's who! Men who believe that "less is more" - the less clothing we wear the more they can see.

 

Hey, if u really enjoy wearing your g-string, floss on sista! Call me Bridgette Jones, but I like a little more wrapping for my prezzie.

And walking around the office, I couldn't help but notice that more woman have re-embraced the proper panty. Real woman aren't ashamed of their panty lines.