Save your Bra - burn your Thong

It would appear that the age of the Thong or G-string is fast coming to an end. Hail the return of the panty line! And I ask myself why did I ever feel the need to subject myself to the hours of irritation, suffering the bits of cord and fabric digging into very private crevices, that would require embarrassing extrication, often in public.
 

I recall times when the thong up my thang was so irritating that I found it hard to focus on what people around me were saying.

 

Who made us believe the bullshit that a thong was sexy? I know who! Men-of-limited-imagination. That's who! Men who believe that "less is more" - the less clothing we wear the more they can see.

 

Hey, if u really enjoy wearing your g-string, floss on sista! Call me Bridgette Jones, but I like a little more wrapping for my prezzie.

And walking around the office, I couldn't help but notice that more woman have re-embraced the proper panty. Real woman aren't ashamed of their panty lines.

HashTag #how does it work?

#ihavenocookingclue. I just see people #everythingallovertheplace.

I guess understanding a trend has never been a prerequisite for #followingatrend and while I’ve never been much of a #trendfollower I am rather #curious about what the purpose is and how it works.

 

So I figured I’d hashtag my #blogpost and sit back and see #ifanythinghappens.

 

#dididoitright?

Built like drum and appealing to some

I would date a fat guy, but I would have difficulty believing that a guy would want to date me, because I am fat.

Why do these thoughts always have to raise themselves just as I'm about to fall asleep. Rather inconvenient.

Anyways. I realise that, if a guy is fun, smart and polite, if we enjoy being together and have things to talk about, I would consider dating such a guy even if he were built like the Oros man.

And I'm sure that that would be true for most people - to most mature and decent people, its what's on the inside that matters.

Yet I find it hard to believe that someone would be interested in me for what's on the inside because I feel disadvantaged by my outside.

And again, I'm sure that my inferiority complex isn't unique.

But I do wonder whether other folks realise how we apply this double standard and cheat ourselves.

#dinkmanet