Picture my eyebrow raised and me giving you a dirty look. This look is dripping with disapproval, irritation and offense.

So over the past few weeks I’ve realised that when people piss me off I’m not very good at telling them to piss off. People who hurt and offended me, often continue to hurt and offend me because I never educate them. But how does one politely point out that what has transpired is unacceptable?

My solution is to simply kill all those people who piss me off. Problem solved. Chances of that dearly departed individual ever offending me again are rather slim then.

Because, I actually think bloody murder might be easier than saying, “oh erm, by the way, I didn’t like that and would you rather in future respect me by not doing it again?”. Nah I think I’d rather just use one of those fire place tools to the back of the scull. It’s by far a more satisfying and permanent solution.

Heck just thinking about it makes me feel happier and relieved.

Ok, so if I can’t really physically go kill someone, how about ignoring the person for ever, as if they were dead?

I could do that right? Ignore their calls and mails. No matter how thick that person is they’ve gotta get the message that they’re dead to me. Eventually. Right?