Letter to my husband

Aren't you lonely?
Don't you wish you had a wife?
I sure wish I had a husband.
Someone to share things with
From the mundane
To the insane.
But someone who didn't think
My thoughts were lame
Or who found me a pain.
Who doesn't mind that I
Speak in rhyme
Or whose criticism I didn't
Fear all the time.
Don't you wish you had someone to
hold, to cuddle, to kiss.
Just someone to think of,
Someone to miss.
Unfortunately you're stuck with me.
How unlucky could you be.
Perhaps I could suggest a remedy.
Divorce Attorney Maybe?