Right. I have a wrinkle. What do I do? What do I do? Stay calm while I Google "botox Cape Town". What? Laugh lines you say? Yes sure. Must be from the way I've been laughing hysterically (emphasis on hysterically) at the grey hairs that have been waving at me when I look in the mirror. Look at them! Waving greyly. Bastards.
Between my blackheads and my white hairs I feel like I'm 16 going on 60. Who the hell has acne and arthritus at the same time? I'm 36!
What's it gonna take to turn back time? Herbal remedy? Human sacrifice? I'm not afraid of shedding a little blood. As long as it's someone else's blood. And as long as I don't have to clean it up.
Oh come on. I'm supposed to be bringing sexy back. Dammit.
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